3 definitions by Squeezy
"Poop pendulums" occur when one takes a very large and long shit that hangs from the rectum for a long time. As the shitter tries to squeeze it off, the poop begins to oscillate back and forth, often resulting in "brown balls." The pendulum effect can be caused by many different scenarios, though, such on on rough sees, during earthquakes, while sextashitting, and when mastecrapping.
"Dude, Tina gave me the worse case of blue balls, so I went to mastecrap one out. I ended up with a poop pendulum and brown balls. I feel much better."
by Squeezy March 26, 2014
Shit Seizure: noun - Loss of muscle control resulting in uncontrollable flailing, due to a massive and / or violent defecation.
Mother: "Are you not going to school this morning?"
Daughter: "No, I had a shit seizure this morning and I'm not feeling very well."
Daughter: "No, I had a shit seizure this morning and I'm not feeling very well."
by Squeezy March 26, 2014
My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!
My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!
My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!
My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!
My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!
My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!
My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!
by Squeezy October 11, 2005