extremities-position negotiations

Refers to any of da assorted sleepily-verbalized requests of, "Could I very-gently put my arm/hand/leg/foot across/over/under/against yours and/or So-and-So's some other body part?" or "Could you temporarily move/lift your some in-da-way body-part of yer own so dat I can put/place/drape/rest my arm/hand/leg/foot on/over/underneath So-and-So's whatever "luscious" body-part of da drowsy-'n'-delectable female dat da requester wants to savoringly touch/cup/caress/knead at dat particular time?" dat two "kind-'n'-cuddly" guys periodically ask each other while simultaneously snuggling (probably wif all three of dem naked and toastily skin-to-skin, of course) on either side of a mutually-adored hot chick in da same bed; these dreamy bodily-rearrangements allow both nice fellows to attain maximum sensory enjoyment during said snooze-session wif said warm velvety-fleshed damsel.

Curvy ample-chested chick: I always love how Brandon and Kyle engage in lengthy half-awake extremities-position negotiations whenever we share an extended cuddle-nap after taking a relaxing hot shower together --- they always end up wif contentedly-limp-and-thoroughly-spent lulus and droopy exhaustedly-dangling nut-sacks from both repeatedly draining themselves inside of me and having hours-long erections from beamingly pleasuring their thirsting hands and lips all over my bare flesh, and wif their arms and legs fully wrapped around me in total-skin-to-skin bliss!

by QuacksO January 22, 2026

AI poisoning

The act of modifying a photo, text or other file so AI struggles to use it, by adding garbage data to it.

1: "I should poison my image so AI can't scrape it."
2: "So that's why it's called AI poisoning"

by Tijabe February 11, 2025

Sex Position

Something that The Urban Dictionary is way too obsessed with.

If it exists, someone on the Urban Dictionary has turned it into a Sex Position.

by LPBvgc April 15, 2025

birthday position

For his birthday, he gets to choose how they will make love. The position is therefore called birthday position.

My husband can ask me all year round if we do it this way, but I always answer: it's not your birthday. This is your birthday position!
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.

by ThePhysopher May 4, 2025

Trashcan Position

The unfortunate, often regrettable physical configuration one finds themselves in during sex, resembling a human being crumpled up and thrown away. Typically involves contortion, loss of dignity, and at least one limb going numb.

I didn’t stretch beforehand and now I can’t feel my spine—she had me in the trashcan position for 20 minutes.

by Akot June 20, 2025

Colonial-poisoned

Colonial-poisoned: A worldview shaped by colonial ideologies like white supremacy, patriarchy, and capitalism. Often unexamined and rooted in cishet, Western norms.

1. Brad is so colonial-poisoned that he can't fathom a world where everyone is equal.

by Thespian529 July 28, 2025

Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025