posion 

Shit that someone tried to "fix" to fuc you up.

"You posion my Skittles!"

posion by Pooh-Da-Woo-Da September 12, 2006

Ah its posion 

when your computer is being a noobsauce you say this to releave some stress. (say in deep voice)

Ah its posion (in a deep voice)

Ah its posion by skylar&evan June 12, 2007

Poison Drip 

The act of slowly poisoning someone through small or subtle personal attacks over a period of time. Their strategy is to drag down their partners self esteem so they don't have the confidence to seek a better option.

Dave: "Randy, why don't you ever stand up to your bitch wife when she puts you down?"
Randy: "Well maybe shes right most of the time"
Dave: "You are so being poison dripped my friend!"

Other acts of poison dripping: 1) That look she gives you when her eyes roll upwards- slight poison drip
2) Discouraging you from eating healthy and/or exercise, so you are out of shape and can't seek a better option- these discouraging comments are a form of poison drip
3) When people mention your name to your partner and they have a negative or disparaging remark about you- slight poison drip

There are many examples of a poison drip in a relationship. Remember, they will slowly add up over time and if not identified early you will feel you have officially been poisoned. Sometimes a poison drip can be so small you may not notice it at the time its happening. Often times it's later on when your thinking back on the situation that occurred only to realize you have been "Poison Dripped."

Poison Drip by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019

Party Poison 

-Noun
1. The leader of the fabulous killjoys that has bright red hair and holds a yellow ray gun. He is seen in the music videos of My Chemical Romance in Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na) and Sing. May be refered to as either Party or Poison. He is played by Gerard Way, front man of My Chemical Romance. (Reference to Danger Days True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys)

Party Poison fought off those Dracoloids bravely, shooting each of them in the gut with his laser gun, and saved the day.

Party Poison by Atomic_Ash_161 January 3, 2012

Kuzco's poison 

When a writer uses excessively long sentence structure, hyperbole, and redundancy to acheive a word or page count.

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

Kuzco's poison by highlandblade November 24, 2014

corduroy poisoning 

A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.

My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.

corduroy poisoning by Dentura Hogfloss February 9, 2005

irony poisoning

Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.

"Why would John do this to me?"
"It's irony poisoning, ma'am. Seen it a million times."

irony poisoning by SRSLY WRONG May 24, 2014