Jelly Nuts

When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey

He has jelly nuts.

by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017

jelly

Is a drug you smoke when your to lit

I smoked some jelly after the party cause I was too lit

by Nappyhair_g July 9, 2017

Jelly bean

A cripple that can't use their legs
"if your disabled, just be able"

"look at that jelly bean"
CC:"isn't that a cripple?"

by Cripple kill November 17, 2020

Yellow Jelly

Mucus that seeps out of your asshole.

Can be caused by a shart, infection in your digestive system, tears in your intestines, and other related problems.

SHIT!! I just farted and my ass just opened a can of Yellow Jelly !!

by TheThinkerB20 May 6, 2021

Jelly Roll

The act of catching a hot, long turd when it slides out of your booty hole, wrapping it in toilet paper, and carrying it around with you as a snack.

He came out of the bathroom having jelly rolled his lunch from six hours before. Seconds never tasted so sweet.

by charleyunderboss August 6, 2022

Jellied

After hitting something with nic in it and getting head high afterwards

"I just ripped my bo now I'm jellied af"

by Nibbla420 September 20, 2017

jelly beaned

when you’re completely fucked from illegal substances

“Oi mate last night I was absolutely jelly beaned”

by tmoney987654321 March 20, 2021