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Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020
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About selena gomez

I'm so happy about selena gomez finally she got first nomination in Grammy I'm so glad about her she's a incredible person and singer too they already organised mental health issues to help to get back own self.....hi urban dictionary it's me Salman Khan now I'm happy to subscribe your news channel,
I'm so happy about selena gomezfinally she got first nomination in Grammy I'm so glad about her she's a incredible person and singer too they already organised mental health issues to help to get back own self.....hi urban dictionary it's me Salman Khan now I'm happy to subscribe your news channel,
by Itz_salman__o_O November 23, 2021
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Super Bobby Sgt Gomez

A Columbian sex god, who steals your bitch
Super Bobby Sgt Gomez fucked my wife
by SarahBurns August 13, 2022
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complex chest geometry

She’s got the most complex chest geometry I’ve ever seen.
by S’mores January 24, 2023
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Austin “the licker “ gromek

Don’t be like him , he’s an Austin “the licker “ gromek
by Dealingcaveman March 28, 2023
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The Dirty Gomez

A sexual act so heinous, only certain directors of a particular fruit company could be so homosexual to conceive what the Dirty Gomez could be.
Nawid gave Shankar the dirty gomez last night. I am disgusted.
by GOATDBAG September 6, 2023
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Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.
Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!
by aarondoctor October 14, 2023
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