Flat Earther 

Idiots who are mentally retarted and think this earth is a peice of paper

Flat Earthers are mentally retarted

Flat Earther by Eazy-E Jr. October 17, 2018

Flat Earther 

A Flat Earther is a person who pursues the belief that the world is flat, and tries to discredit centuries of astronomical discovery and scientific advancement, based on a childlike limited understanding of science and religion. No amount of proof or evidence will convince a Flat Earther that the earth is round like a ball, because their brain lacks the capacity to understand this reality.

Because he is a Flat Earther, he believes that if you go up high enough in a balloon, you can see all of the continents at the same time, because he thinks the world is flat.

Flat Earther by Moving Forward March 6, 2018

Early Nerd Special 

Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.

"I'd like one adult ticket to the Early Nerd Special of 'Star Wars Episode 3'."

Early Nerd Special by Theropod March 10, 2004

Dinosaur Earth Society 

A group of enlightened geniuses who believe that the Earth is not round, nor is the Earth flat. It is not a taco, a dick, a cube, a square, Mario, a donut, or any other shape NASA made to distract the truth. We believe that Earth is shaped like a dinosaur (to be exact, a velociraptor. We follow Dinosaur Earth on every social media. We believe that our lord and savior is our king Waluigi because we follow Wahism.

"Wow. Those dinosaur earthers over there are so smart, muscular and handsome! I believe the Earth is a dinosaur now. I just joined the Dinosaur Earth Society.

Dinosaur Earth Society by A Devoted Dinosaur Earther July 11, 2019

eargasm 

1. noun. The sensation one gets while hearing a dramatic climax in music.
2. noun. The climax of musical excitement.
3. verb. To have an eargasm.

1. I nearly had an eargasm while listening to his performance of Rachmaninoff's Second Piano Concerto.
2. My favorite part of that piece is the eargasm.
3. When we listened to that music, did you eargasm?

eargasm by Rachel July 20, 2004

Eardickcheese 

Another word for earwax.

Dude, you're so gross... You got eardickcheese on my headphones.

Eardickcheese by MorroBay January 7, 2011

Earth Hour 

The hour set aside during the last weekend in March during which businesses and households worldwide are encouraged to turn off all unnecessary electricity to promote awareness of global climate change. Furthermore, earth hour allows an observer to engage in various activities that would cause shame or embarrassment if the lights were on. Activities including, but not limited to, being featured on failblog, yacking in front of that hot guy/girl you want to bang, and coitus with extremely unattractive individuals are pardoned. After all, epic fails and party fouls are completely justified if committed during an attempt to save the world.

Person A: "Dude, please tell me you didn't bang that chick you brought home last night. She looked like a mangy troll."
Person B: "It was earth hour. Don't you care about the world."
Person A: *hangs head in shame*

Earth Hour by sdreed March 28, 2009