Pronounced cliter'a-te like karate.
One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.
One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.
Sam: Man, I saw you with those two girls in the corner, but I didn't see your hands at all! What were you doing over there?
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.
by Gloves January 9, 2008
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A system of citing academic writing that is inferior to that of the Chicago Works Cited system. This is based on the elemental fact that Chicago is a far superior region of the United States to california. Often used to insult poorly cited works.
Eric: "Did you read Paul's PL300 paper?"
Cory: "Yeah, I think he used California Works Cited."
Eric: "Haha! Yeah that paper is totally failing... Its terrible!"
Cory: "Yeah, I think he used California Works Cited."
Eric: "Haha! Yeah that paper is totally failing... Its terrible!"
by RM549 February 8, 2010
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Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh don’t stop my clit has never felt so good!
Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh don’t stop my clit has never felt so good!
by Biden is a dick March 28, 2021
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by boys are icky July 26, 2004
Get the clit licker forgetter mug.Subjective version of dick. Someone who stays off in their own little world and reacts hyper-sensitively to everyone. A clit is sheltered and defensive. They pout all the time and are never assertive, and are either always on edge or completely aloof. They take everything as a personal insult. You have to pry everything from these people, as they will always try to get you to come to them as a form of power trip.
They are almost always coworkers, as they don’t socialize, but they can also be a family member.
They are almost always coworkers, as they don’t socialize, but they can also be a family member.
Jennifer: man, Dave is being such a clit.
Adam: I know, he broods by himself all day. I can tell he wants me to ask what’s wrong. There’s no way I’m falling for that trick!
Jennifer: yeah, that’s a classic clit move. It’s like, a power thing. He wants to make his bad mood everyone else’s responsibility.
Adam: and if you DO get suckered into sympathizing, he tries to make you feel guilty for some reason and gets all overly reactive.
Jennifer: wow, what a clit.
Adam: yeah, let’s not be clits.
Jennifer: agreed.
Adam: I know, he broods by himself all day. I can tell he wants me to ask what’s wrong. There’s no way I’m falling for that trick!
Jennifer: yeah, that’s a classic clit move. It’s like, a power thing. He wants to make his bad mood everyone else’s responsibility.
Adam: and if you DO get suckered into sympathizing, he tries to make you feel guilty for some reason and gets all overly reactive.
Jennifer: wow, what a clit.
Adam: yeah, let’s not be clits.
Jennifer: agreed.
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