Douche Bag

A term used to describe a ego-maniacal dimwit, who walks around with an arrogant attitude and a undeserved sense of accomplishment. They can be found in wife-beater t-shirts or with over-gelled spikey hair pissing everyone off.

After the Douche Bag brought more sleeveless t-shirts and designer sun glasses, he came home to upload his Douche Bag pictures, from his previous visit to the night club(where he started a fight he never finished), to his Douche Bag MySpace.

by darKARooo April 18, 2009

Deutsche-bag

A person of the German descent, who is acting like the utmost of douches.

Guy 1: Fuck that guy Hans, he's such a douche-bag.

Guy 2: No way man he's German.

Guy 1: Right, Deutsche-bag.

Guy 2: NICE.

by poopoopoopopoopop March 6, 2012

Tricky bag

A gear bar or duffel frequently carried by police. The contents of the bag can include extra ammo, snack food, a sweater, or any other equipment that supplements the cops issued gear, makes his work more comfortable, or prepares him for that unknown encounter that most cops fear. Probably from the spanish word "trique" which loosely translates to stuff.

1. The smiling border patrolman reached into his tricky bag and tossed the starving wetbacks a MRE.
2. "Rookie, your first job each day is to pick out a good vehicle with a working A/C and good times radio and park it near the building so I don't have to carry my tricky bag very far."
3. I am ready for an ambush because my tricky bag contains 200 rounds of ammo and a hand grenade my brother-in-law smuggled off post.

by The Pirate of Pissants November 21, 2005

Bogie Bag

A bag for weed made from the celaphayne wrapping on a new pack of cigarettes. You would take either the bottom or top half of this wrapping, fill it with weed, then singe the top closed either with a lit cigarette or lighter. If you smoke weed and cigarettes keep the bottom half of the celaphayne on ur pack so u always have a bag at hand if one is needed.

"Yo you got something i could put this weed in? i didn't smoke it all and i dont wanna just shove it in my pocket."

"Don't sweat it man i'll make u a bogie bag for it."

by hoy January 13, 2006

Mayonnaise Bag

Male sex organ aka Yambag.

Once I announced to Sheila that I was about to cum, she proceeded to squeeze my mayonnaise bag until it was empty.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

fry bag

one who has smoked so much herb that they are incapable of basic human functions; ie. perma-fry

holy shit man! all that dope made sam a fry bag, he's drooling and i think he shit himself.

by Fry_Bag420 November 7, 2007

burn bag

A container into which CIA, FBI, NSA personnel and others place sensitive or classified working materials, shredded or not, to be destroyed on a regular schedule--daily or more often.

"As soon as you've finished reading that transcript of the President's private comments to the Prime Minister, be certain it goes into the burn bag."

by The Mekon May 27, 2006