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Alice

One gay mf that nobody wanna f*** . (Actually a homosexual)
Sam: Its Alice!
Sophie: Aint nobody wanna f*** her!
by Sophz Got A Lizard <3 June 18, 2023
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alideprophobia

the fear of being or getting depressed/sad/mentally ill
person¹: I'm sad..
also person¹: wait no no i shouldn't be sad I don't want to be sad no I'm scared no i don't want to be sad
also also person¹: that means.. I have alideprophobia?
by RoseDoodlexz July 2, 2023
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Alice

Alice is the most gorgeous girl in the whole world shes funny intelligent and witty she can insult you worse then you can fathom but is the most easy to love girl in the whole world you will want to put all of your time into making sure she knows she is loved by you but if you cross her prepare for the gates of hell to open
Person One “Alice is such a beautiful girl

Person Two “I know she really is so stunning

Person One “ shes literally everything i imagined and more in a girl”
by Mydadhatesgays July 25, 2023
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Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.
by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023
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Alice

Alice. Has the greatest personality. She will laugh at your jokes but non about her personally, talk good of you unless you do her horribly wrong. She makes lots of friends and is a good friend who will have your back but she's no fool. She knows gossip and can let you know what's up with out telling you what's up. Always up for a good time. Everyone loves cares about Alice because she loves and cares too. Sometimes distant but that's okay she busy being a diva.
Girl. Have you talked to Alice?
Girl 2. Yea. Just the other day
Girl. Cool. I miss her
by RockMyThang! July 29, 2023
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Alice

Alice: I'm a mod for BIG Games and I'm short
Member: Ok 3rd wheeler
by Alice has no ass August 4, 2023
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Alice

super cool woman who plays too much genshit impact and secretly has a massive 12 inch cock
random guy: damn her penis is huge
other guy: yuh thats alice lmao
by zmobmo August 18, 2023
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