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Time Kinematics Theory

A theory that considers time as a non energy based force that travels fifth dimentionally in a forward chronological manner, and previous and future events may be pin pointed using an algorithmic sequece which coorelates to the speed of the time flow.
before we work on getting a time machine built, we must consider Time Kinematics Theory.
by jeditimelord April 30, 2020
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Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024
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The "Which One" Theory

This theory states there is a possibility of someone replying to "ur mom gay" with "Which one" signifying that their mother is in fact, gay
Mark: Ur mom gay
Thomas: Which one?
Mark: The prophecy has come true... THE "WHICH ONE" THEORY
by Bopy_Boi_ May 21, 2018
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thump theory

The belief that some women vomit during or after anal sex
I tested the thump theory twice and she puked both times…
by EmCo801 October 12, 2022
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Skrillex Theory

The aesthetic principle that adopting physical attributes associated with the musician Skrillex—such as shaving the side of one’s head and wearing thick glasses—can drastically change one’s appearance and the way in which they are perceived.

Skrillex Theory can be used as a conceptual template used to analyze interpersonal dynamics, self-presentation, and individual identity.
“Many fans of Skrillex will use Skrillex Theory as a means to appear culturally distinct and attract like-minded individuals”

“Sonny Moore’s drastic change in appearance between 2009 and 2010 with only a few adjustments to his hair and style is considered to be the first example of Skrillex Theory”
by skrillextheoryvictim January 5, 2025
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Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.
by yougboxb April 15, 2024
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The White Thug Theory

A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more likely the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" refers to a white teenager that lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, yet still throws up gang signs and says "cuh" frequently.
"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory."
by qwerts1050 May 14, 2024
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