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The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

Leaderboard Sandwich 

noun.
a sandwich. made of leaderboard. a leaderboard sandwich.

a term used in online gaming when 2 friends are on either side of the leaderboard from someone they wish to spite.
top frag: "hey 2nd player, we're making a sandwich!"
bottom frag: "a leaderboard sandwich!"
Leaderboard Sandwich by ItsPeachy December 31, 2022

bread-bun sandwich

1. A crudely split sandwich into two pieces and one piece gets more filling.
2. Two slices of bread not contain enough filling between them.
3. Two bread slices that are so thick in size that it dwarfs the filling.
Loser guy say’s "Hey, my half of the sandwich we split has no steak!" "Looks like you just got a bread-bun sandwich.” Said the other guy and laughs.
bread-bun sandwich by astrodick October 18, 2008

Hoop Dessert Sandwich 

God's gift to starving Wellesley Women. A light and buttery croissant which has been halved, each half topped with slices of tangy green apple and rich brie cheese, then smothered with honey and sprinkled with crushed almonds... and toasted... to perfection. Consuming results in an orgasmic experience and often results in renewed mental stability and ability to overcome academic assignments previously deemed to be impossible.
I can't finish this paper tonight... that is... unless I trek over to the LuLu and get a Hoop Dessert Sandwich, those shits are so delicious, it's worth the fifteen minute walk across campus.
Hoop Dessert Sandwich by Wendyyy August 16, 2009

burnt cheez sandwich

a really dark uncircomsized dick
sexting a mexican.... you send him a picture of your vagina ......... he sends you a picture of his penis aka >burnt cheez sandwich< and it's really black and small and it looks like it has no life.

Texas Club Sandwich 

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure
I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!