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Mega Pint 

A larger than average glass of alcohol needed, when an abusive partner shits in your bed, blacks your eye, cuts of your finger and falsely accuses YOU of being abusive
Lawyer: you had a Mega Pint of red wine

Johnny: A mega Pint?
Mega Pint by Wereyouthere May 23, 2022

the four points 

When having sex with a person with a colostomy or ileostomy bag. Additionally the three “natural” holes must be filled. These include oral, anal, and vaginal. So hitting “the four points” would be oral, anal, vaginal and ostomy (either colostomy or ileostomy).
Dude last night. I was with a girl and hit the four points!

till points 

Slang for cash or money. (till being synonymous to cash register)
I went to the store to get a case of beer but I was low on till points so I had to settle for a six pack.

My friends didn't want to sponsor my till pointless ass, so I got left out of the mission.
till points by Brf June 19, 2006

ill paint your face 

Basically saying im gonna nut in your face...

mentally ill pinterest 

a mentally ill community that loves mentally ill facebook memes on pinterest.
"i am looking at mentally ill pinterest memes."
"i am on the mentally ill side of pinterest. wbu?"

Microsoft Points 

The currency created by Microsoft for when they take over the world.
"Hey you can't use those Euro's in here!"
"Huh?"
"We only accept Microsoft Points!"