shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.

John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.

by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021

NASA bed

A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.

Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed

by Django Elf March 20, 2021

Bed Butt

Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"

Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll

Troll: "Sorry...."

Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!

*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*

Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"

Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "

by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021

emmas bed

when mason fingers jenna while GK is hooking up with 2 shorties named katie and Hanna

Mason wtf man get you fingers out of her this is emmas bed

by emmajudd April 10, 2021

Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

by Killakatniss April 21, 2021

Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.

Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.

by IAmTheDude July 1, 2012