bed then behead

Smash and Dash- French Revolution style

that hot bitch was one i wanted to bed then behead.

by Monsieur Talleyrand February 15, 2010

bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn

Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here

by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016

bed

my safe space

my bed is freakin *lit*, man

by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 December 26, 2021

put to bed

give birth to a baby.

"she put to bed three days after she started her leave"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin

"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"

by Fat Elmer September 13, 2015

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

Bed

a place to have fun

i had fun with your mom in bed last night

by anonymous March 28, 2022