Hammer Head

A person with a head resembling a hammer, usually with no chin.

Did you see that kid back there?
Ya. One ugly ass hammer head chunkard.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Jack Hammer

cocaine; the white candy; snappers

I had Sally doing jack hammers off my d**K

by daB May 18, 2004

texas hammer

Is a muslim male who has a very large penis, dick, or cock. Originated in Dallas, Texas.

Wow, Muddasir you are a real Texas Hammer.

by Ambelina June 19, 2008

Hammer Turkey

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"

by Gabba February 23, 2005

hammerfaced

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.

You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!

by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009

hammeredrunk

hammered + drunk = hammeredrunk

instead of just being hammered or drunk the combing of the two words is the ultimate state of being wasted- hammerdrunk

John: Dude what happend lat night? i was so hammeredrunk.

Sam: yeah bro, lets get nachoes.

by NZER2000 April 23, 2010

hammami

An ugly faced girl that tries to steal your man. Also has a big nose and usually carries some sort of STI.

That hammami tried to get with me last night.

by Gold potatoe August 15, 2016