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hammer drunk 

Dude I was hammer drunk the other night, and when I got up I couldn't remember anything about it.
hammer drunk by nexgen January 11, 2008

HAMMEREDDRUNK 

(all one word, always capitalized) Being so fucking drunk you can barely throw a game of darts, be left unattended, walk to the pisser by yourself, form complete sentences, and have no control over the "beaner" jokes that come out of your facehole while in a bar full of mexicans.
Every time I go to the bar, I get HAMMEREDDRUNK!

"Man, did you see evil kimberly last night?"
"Totally! She was HAMMEREDDRUNK again!"
"Yeah, good times!"

hammeredrunk 

hammered + drunk = hammeredrunk

instead of just being hammered or drunk the combing of the two words is the ultimate state of being wasted- hammerdrunk
John: Dude what happend lat night? i was so hammeredrunk.

Sam: yeah bro, lets get nachoes.
hammeredrunk by NZER2000 April 23, 2010

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.
Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.