The Akron Hammer 

The greatest basketball player ever to play in the category of those that will finish their careers HAVING NEVER WON ONE RING.

Mark: Dude, LeBron is lighting it up tonight.

Jon: I know it dude, it's just too bad THE AKRON HAMMER always chokes in the playoffs, and blames it on everyone but won't take the blame himself. He will not even shake hands after he loses because he is an awful sore loser, Mark.

The Akron Hammer by The Judge123 November 11, 2009

hammerschmitt 

people who love beer and will beat the shit out of the person who does not.

Frank rizzo

hammerschmitt by Joespeh Rinkle August 12, 2006

hammerhead 

when a man is inappropriate with a woman during sex (shits on her, punches her, hits her, etc.), and the disgruntled woman whips out a hammer and smacks him in the fucking face until he is dead. then she takes his money and runs away. then she blames it on self defense, or just has sex with the policemen to get away with it.

tenzin tried to give me an alabama hotpocket, so i took out my trusty hammer and hammerheaded his sorry ass. now he is dead. muahahaha.

hammerhead by lhamo_is_zema December 7, 2009

hammerschmitt 

people who love beer and will beat the piss out of someone who doesn't.

hammerschmitt by Joespeh Rinkle August 12, 2006

hammer toss 

For a man to lay it to his bitch with extreme prejudice.

Emily wants me to hammer toss her tonight.

hammer toss by Hammertoss May 30, 2008

Hammer Logic 

The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.

Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.

Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>

What happened to the end if this screwdriver?

Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.

Hammer Logic by Jebs, yeah, jebs December 21, 2010

hammerhead 

someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

Person 1 - "lmao you have aids."
Person 2 - "yeah lmao you have aids."
Person 1 - "stfu you fucking hammerhead cunt."

hammerhead by FingerCrossAndGodBless June 13, 2017