half-your-age-plus-seven 

There's 1300 reviews on this phrase, and no one has managed to figure out the reverse of this rule? Surely my town wasn't the brightest of the lot?

If you're 40, 27 and younger is skezy, as 40/2+7 = 27.
If you're 40, 53 and older is skezy, as 40*3/2-7 = 53.

No one here seems to know how to write a formula. Half-your-age-plus-seven

half-your-age-plus-seven by ep1032 October 18, 2010

half pincer

an intricate play used in games such as American football, hockey and checkers. involves forming an enclosure around a player to force him/her into submission. favoured by Mrs. Doubtfire, transvestite nanny, and Saint Jackolas, checkers icon.

St. Jackolas "man, check my badass half-pincer on Macaulay, Mrs. D!"
Mrs. Doubtfire "ooh very nice dear!"
Macaulay "please let me go home now."

half pincer by failure33object April 23, 2005

half price 

something that you say while drinking

i just made out with that chick again! HALF PRICE!

half price by Half Price Harry January 6, 2009

Half-cup syndrome

When one is drinking a cold drink (daquiri, smoothie, milkshake etc.) and the liquid sits on top and the bottom half has no moisture and is just flavored ice.

Geff: Dude, you take forever to drink your piña colada!
Emilio: IT's not my fault! I got half-cup syndrome!

Half-cup syndrome by diggy-french April 17, 2010

half-heimers

when a married couple is working on a half of a brain.

Our half-heimers is working because I forgot to buy wine at the store but he remembered.

half-heimers by Imakokopelli October 19, 2010

half-hour clock technique 

noun: a clock-watching form of procrastination, in which the procrastinator schedules the "start time" of a dreaded task based on the next "half-hour" mark of the clock. For example, if the clock reads "1:35", a procrastinator employing the half-hour clock technique will start the task when the clock strikes "2:00", usually filling in this time gap with activities such as web surfing and masturbation. The technique is popular amongst perfectionists, numerologists, the obsessive compulsive and unemployed spectrum of procrastinators.

Hey, it's 4:47. Did you finish writing that cover letter?

Actually I did not. I was waiting till 5:00 to start. I'm using the half-hour clock technique.

half-hour clock technique by 77jim April 8, 2011

Half hour shower of power. 

When you have a 30 minute shower, most likely it's not needed and you coulda made due with a 10 minuter.

person 1 - what the hell were you doing in there?
person 2 - It was my half hour shower of power.

Half hour shower of power. by Chayse81 November 13, 2012