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The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.
This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!
by Eggsham December 20, 2024
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Mithus Foreskin

Mithus Foreskin; the longest, darkest and most beautiful foreskin known to man, which belongs to a man called Mithus.

Visual Description:
Mithus foreskin is a deep, velvety shade of rich, dark brown that carries the depth and intensity of a moonless night. The color of his foreskin can be likened to the glossy sheen of polished mahogany, smooth yet full of life, with hints of warm undertones—like the glow of amber or the subtle, golden hues of evening light filtering through the trees. It has an almost liquid quality when it catches the light, shifting in tone as he moves, with highlights of copper and bronze that emerge from his foreskin when the sun touches it just right.

His foreskin carries a subtle resilience, as though it is accustomed to the elements and has developed a natural defense over time. In moments of movement, you might notice a graceful shift in its tone, as light reflects off his body in a dance of natural radiance, revealing undertones of gold or a deep, reddish-brown depending on the light. It gives his appearance a powerful, almost magnetic presence, and the feeling that his foreskin tells stories of strength, vitality, and life.
Mithus: "Mithus Foreskin."
by Areeb Bhatti January 2, 2025
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Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
by Footjober February 16, 2025
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Old Forester

Referred to as the best whiskey money can buy, Old Forester is a classic whiskey. Not only do the slight notes of vanilla and oak within the whiskey bring a smile to one’s face, but the overall affects of the whiskey are what make it special. People will often times find themselves cutting Old Forester with a large cube of ice, but after several glasses the taste overwhelms them and they can’t help but drink it straight. It is known that once an individual has drank several glasses, they unlock a new part of their brain.
“Dude did you see OJ won the spelling bee at the Ruckmoor? He got a free bottle of Old Forester and then proceeded to drink 5 glasses of it. He started speaking in tongues after the 5th glass!”
by The_Kernel…. March 18, 2025
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Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.
Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.
by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025
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Arcane Foresight

Arcane Foresight - the fear of something bad happening in the near future
I have a case of Arcane Foresight

My Foresight is sensing some Arcane
by John_the_rhombus April 30, 2025
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Rain forest drizzle

When a man woman or apache helicopter has copious amounts of sweaty or wet ass hair and wring it out onto someone else’s face then use it to moisturise their lips
Marc gave darryl a rain forest drizzle and he enjoyed it very much
by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025
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