Dildo Trash

Someone who wishes they could be a slut/whore/ho, but is too ugly, smelly, and/or rude to get people to want to fuck them. Very notorious for slut shaming people who are hot enough to get around

(person 1): so why does Amy keep calling you a whore when she needs to take a shower?
(Person 2): it's whatever, she's just jealous of me because she's dildo trash

by TotesATortillaChip May 9, 2025

Dildo Male

A modern, sex-positive man who embraces vulnerability and rejects toxic masculinity. Open, confident, and comfortable with pleasure and emotional honesty.

"Dude, you are such a dildo male."

"Yo gary over there is a total dildo male

by Tomkhek May 24, 2025

Dildo Buttuh volcano

When you put chocolate syrup in a girls mouth and shove a buttered dildo up her anus so the chocolate spews from her mouth and as she chokes you take another buttered dildo and shove it in her mouth

I gave my girlfriend a Dildo Buttuh Volcano at her grandmas funeral

by MrLongPubes October 24, 2025

dildofuck

To fuck someone with a fuckildo

See also: fuckildo and strapon

Wearing the strapon, she dildofucked her hot lesbian gf with the fuckildo to creamy orgasm after squirt after orgasm

by Bad C dev December 3, 2025

Dildo Man

A person whose peis is a dildo

Dildo fanatics: *Beats up dildo man*
Dildo man: The power of my dildo doesn't matter
Dildo fanatics: *Continues beating up dildo man*

He also says "My dildo doesn't know the power of fame."

by Bluetext6572 December 5, 2025

Dildo

A retarted/stupid looking thing. That makes you want to call it a dildo

“This cat is a dildo.”

by 800B December 14, 2025

Dildo Weed

When some is a complete ass hole or dumbass for no fucking reason but to be one.

Why are you such a dildo weed!

You see the new kid he was acting like a complete dildo weed towards me.

by Timmyturnt January 8, 2026