Could be the best guy you ever meet or the worst, depending on how you treat him. Is the kind of guy who will give the last piece of his favorite candy to his friends but absolutely go ballistic if someone he despises as much as looks at his favorite candy. It's always best to be on his good side because you will have someone who will defend you until the world ends, but if you're on his shit list, just know that leaving him alone is in your best interest, even if he name drops you online!
Also more than likely flamboyantly gay and hella sassy
Also more than likely flamboyantly gay and hella sassy
(person 1): have you met Anthony? He's so amazing!!
(Person 2): yeah, I have, he's not amazing! He chased me down for eating one of his watermelon flavored starbursts because he didn't like my hat!
(Person 2): yeah, I have, he's not amazing! He chased me down for eating one of his watermelon flavored starbursts because he didn't like my hat!
by TotesATortillaChip May 09, 2025
Someone who wishes they could be a slut/whore/ho, but is too ugly, smelly, and/or rude to get people to want to fuck them. Very notorious for slut shaming people who are hot enough to get around
(person 1): so why does Amy keep calling you a whore when she needs to take a shower?
(Person 2): it's whatever, she's just jealous of me because she's dildo trash
(Person 2): it's whatever, she's just jealous of me because she's dildo trash
by TotesATortillaChip May 09, 2025