Catching the crazy turkey 

An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!

Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

Catching the crazy turkey by 2bantah December 13, 2014

Bat Shit Crazy Bitch 

A woman who is completely insane beyond the capacity of regular insanity, or craziness.

Glen Close in Fatal Attraction was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch

Lorena Bobbitt was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch.

Man 1- "That chick is gorgeous."

Man 2- "That's my buddy Dave's ex, she drove his own car through the front living room of his house. She's a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch."

Bat Shit Crazy Bitch by SardonicAnthony July 25, 2011

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS)

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) is an extremely common disorder in females. SCABS infects more than 95% of females over the age of 43. Symptoms include idiocy, delusion, irritability, and overall extreme cuntish behavior. A woman with this syndrome is called a 'SCAB.' Unfortunately, SCABS can cause irritation, emotional distress, marital problems, and, in extreme cases, psychosis in the spouse or significant other.

My wife has a chronic case of Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS). She is just like a bloody real scab, the longer it's around the uglier it gets.

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) by TTIII June 5, 2016

durno crazy 

When a girl is absolutely nuts about a guy. She stalks, breaks into facebook, myspace, cell phone, email etc.. If you do not pick up the phone or answer a text she will continue with trying to contact you non stop for the next hour. Sex is great with this girl but isn't worth the resulting terror she brings upon your life.

"Get rid of that girl she is durno crazy."

durno crazy by youloveit February 13, 2008

Quantum Crazy 

(Active noun) When a person reaches a point of crazy that it cannot be fathomed how many dimensions the crazy extends.
Crazy, ex girlfriend, Crazy ex, mother in law, politicians

She's quantum crazy! She is 8 shades of crazy plus two or three and we can only comprehend 6.

Quantum Crazy by GaiaDesiree December 29, 2014

Dick crazy 

Dick crazy is when a person has sex with someone whom has a really good penis that become so crazy a lustful they either wind up in sex induced rage and become a whore or stalk the person who infected them with "dick crazy"

Jesus alissa, has become so dick crazy after darnell that she fucked the whole basketball team.

Dick crazy by Illmakeurbitchgodickcrzy33 June 10, 2017

throw crazy shape 

Slang to dance, especially to popular music

I don't have to be drunk to throw crazy shapes Liam.

throw crazy shape by dia.b November 20, 2020