Chode'd

The art of inscribing a chode on a possession of an others. Usually a test, homework, and various other objects. (like the forhead or the back). The drawing of the chode is funnier when it is more detailed. (adding veins and/ or pubical hair) The act of choding is better if the victim is unaware that he/she turned in a paper with a chode drawn on it.

Ohhh, Snap that Bitch just got Chode'd.

Hahaha, De Quan just got chode'd.

by teddycakes September 20, 2012

Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

by Alistaire Weatherby August 26, 2013

Chode Alligator

A dood or Chick who is a bit rough while providing a BJer.

Timmy was alarmed to find that Sammy was a Chode Alligator in one of their moon light sessions.

by Dirt E Bird September 30, 2014

Chode Candle

When a match is inserted into a man's urethra

Dude, I totally just gave Garry a gnarly chode candle when he was passed out

by Chodecandle March 27, 2015

chode mongler

someone who is extremely addicted to chodes, they even go to therapy for it

Richard-Jenna you are such a chode mongler!
Jenna- I know!!*cries*

by scrub dog millionare January 20, 2016

Chode

A dick that is as big around as it is long. Usually fat people have chodes.

Dang! That guy has a chode! I couldn't even go down on him!!

by Outbreak1 March 15, 2016

chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.

My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.

by Poompi March 31, 2016