Chocolate Mickey

After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.

My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.

by CocoYetea May 2, 2019

Chocolate buttons

Chocolate buttons are slang for dark coloured nipples

She has very nice chocolate buttons

by El gizardo May 4, 2019

reindeer chocolate

When you shit in a kid's stocking.

Instead of giving the naughty kids coal, Santa now gives them reindeer chocolate

by Eddmario December 23, 2019

Chocolate Napkin

When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.

Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!

by Fuckmeeeintheass69 June 1, 2019

Hot Chocolate

Also known as heaven these incredible drinks of melted chocolate goodness make everything better. Best if served with a marshmellow in winter but perfect all year round they are absolutely incredible. Can buy them everywhere from school canteen's to the convience stores around the corner to school to uber eats to cafes and to at home. they are incredible and so easy to love but you cannot be addicted to them.

'Man, she loves hot chocolate so much!'
I mean it's easy to fall in love with something that's just like heaven.'

by hot chocolate lover June 2, 2019

Chocolate Smirnoff

When you’re girlfriend suggests anal for the first time, then farts out a Smirnoff Ice and you have to chug it on your knees.

Bro, I thought I was she was going to let me do anal, and she pulled a Chocolate Smirnoff out of her ass!

by Dchand1 August 3, 2019

Chocolate milk

The most amazing drink ever like if you hate chocolate milk (；ಠ⌓ಠ)

Chocolate milk is the bes

by Lynn the potato August 9, 2019