elbow candy 

a piece of fluff aging insecure men take to events for their decorative quality rather than their scintillating conversation.

Where did George pick up that elbow candy he brought to the Christmas bash?

elbow candy by ô¿ô May 5, 2009

Transylvania Candy Cane 

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!

After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!

Transylvania Candy Cane by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012

Hand-Candy 

Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.

"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"

Hand-Candy by winch guy August 20, 2014

Polish Candy Cane 

when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”

girl - “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”

Polish Candy Cane by THETAKO September 28, 2017

Full Candy Corn

A male with a small penis that has an erection.

"Mmm Mm....that girl is turning me on. I'm full candy corn right now."

Full Candy Corn by ABaconWitDaHooodie July 15, 2018

arm-candy

Someone that walks next to you while you walk in a public place to impress or make yourself seem more presentable.

Molly used Matt as her arm-candy in school to impress Colin.

arm-candy by Bocks123 April 29, 2019

russian candy cane 

when you serve pilmeni both with Ketchup and mayo

- Would you like some real russian candy canes for your meal today?
- Yep, I like them that way.

russian candy cane by romskoloy May 27, 2019