Ass Machine Gun 

A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it.

-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"

I was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my Ass Machine Gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent Highpowered shit ive ever smelt in my life.

Ass Machine Gun by JoeyToesy July 25, 2008

Ass Pony 

A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.

"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"

Ass Pony by benmu November 21, 2006

Ass Vagina 

A Gay Man's Asshole.

Lance had so much gay sex that his "Ass Vagina" was swollen and sore.

Ass Vagina by Lump of Coal January 5, 2008

ass art 

Art displayed on the human ass.

Wow, that's some beautiful ass art.

ass art by BBinKC June 10, 2008

ass brush 

When you take a toothbrush or other brushing instrument to your anus to releave itching or for recreation. commonly used like a toothbrush over the anus. can be used in circular, horizontal, and vertical brushing movements

"Dude my ass was itching last night so i took a toothbrush to it and started ass brushing. I must say it feels good man."

ass brush by vf pedro July 6, 2008

Ass clapping 

The sound made when someone super THICC walks and there ass cheeks clap together

“You know that thicc chick is coming when your here her ass clapping like a round of applause”

Ass clapping by Clap 👏 Them 👏 Cheeks👏 December 7, 2019

ass gnome 

midget born through someones ass

"Fred Durst is an ass gnome"

ass gnome by fatboy August 29, 2003