Wank Features

When a guy is acting like a wanker and has the features of a wanker.

Has wank features been in touch yet? 🙄

by Sez1987 August 23, 2021

Salary Wank

To masturbate while undertaking paid employment.

"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"

by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022

Camera Wanking

Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.

Casey Neistat sure enjoys camera wanking in his vlogs.

by TheGreatMark September 8, 2016

Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.

My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.

by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

couple wanking

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck

Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank

by eldude bro February 1, 2017

Willie Wanks

A beautiful omnipotent being who watches over the little people of the Earth, taking care of them and nurturing them until they're strong and big enough to watch his streams.

also hes ass at every game possible

damn bro have you seen Willie Wanks? hes ass bro lmao

by Cops2 March 6, 2021

spite wank

When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.

She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.

by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020