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Wank Features

When a guy is acting like a wanker and has the features of a wanker.
Has wank features been in touch yet? 🙄
by Sez1987 August 23, 2021
mugGet the Wank Featuresmug.

Salary Wank

"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"
by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022
mugGet the Salary Wankmug.

Camera Wanking

Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.
Casey Neistat sure enjoys camera wanking in his vlogs.
by TheGreatMark September 8, 2016
mugGet the Camera Wankingmug.

Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.
My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.
by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021
mugGet the Wank of Shamemug.

couple wanking

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck
Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank
by eldude bro February 1, 2017
mugGet the couple wankingmug.

Willie Wanks

A beautiful omnipotent being who watches over the little people of the Earth, taking care of them and nurturing them until they're strong and big enough to watch his streams.

also hes ass at every game possible
damn bro have you seen Willie Wanks? hes ass bro lmao
by Cops2 March 6, 2021
mugGet the Willie Wanksmug.

spite wank

When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.
She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.
by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020
mugGet the spite wankmug.

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