by Tight Falcon November 25, 2018
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Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020
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A rear end that has not yet been exposed to the sleep paralysis demon. Also a person reluctant to spend money, namely those of Italian descent.
by Gullodemon July 23, 2021
Get the Tightass mug.A small shaped back side that has not yet been visited by the sleep paralysis demon. A person reluctant to spend money, namely those of calabrese descent.
Don’t leave your window open or paimon will mangia your tight ass bro! Hey mark shout us some dinner ya tightass!!
by Gullodemon July 23, 2021
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Get the tighted mug.That one mofo that every Possi has. Uptight, loosens up with any form of drugs. Calm and collected on the surface. Yet you stay cautious with interactions with this “tightbooth”. Small and inclosed, with a sprinkle of uncertain rage and sheistiness.
“Ay yo, that cat over there, was chillin then turned faces like a switch?! “
“Shesh, cool cat turned hot like that. Tightbooth no doubt”
“Shesh, cool cat turned hot like that. Tightbooth no doubt”
by Vez21 August 11, 2021
Get the Tightbooth mug.This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
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