Ride the typhoon 

Applicable to toilets equipped with an automated flushing system.

Complete the full act of urination or defecation while the automatic flushing of the toilet activates as you sit down on the basin.

Mang, I crapped a 6 pounder but still managed to ride the typhoon!

Ride the typhoon by Midgetface Killah August 13, 2010

Chase the Turtle

Chasing the turtle refers to consuming Xanax in order to slow down, or chill. Xanax is often used after using other recreational drugs (with stimulant or insomniac properties) in order to induce sleep or enter a "come-down" period. As a turtle is a slow animal, chasing the turtle naturally means to slow down, usually after a long night of partying.

Hey man, you're pretty wired after doing that blow, maybe you should chase the turtle.

Chase the Turtle by Uncle Apple May 24, 2011

lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

lasering the target by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

gutting the tuna 

Having sex with a girl on her period

She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess

gutting the tuna by bardamock September 11, 2012

Kremit The Toad 

Kermit The Frog's Autistic Brother.

Kremit The Toad is the complete opposite of Kremit The Frog

Who's your favourite Muppet?

Kremit The Toad

You Mean Kermit The Frog?

NO! I Mean Kremit The Toad!

Kremit The Toad by Hollywood Hooligah July 4, 2018

queered the test 

Having spoiled a running test, necessitating one to have to reset all of the hardware (and software if necessary) and restart the test from the beginning.

This is actually a retest; approx. 3 hours into the first one, I accidentally bumped something that I shouldn't have and subsequently queered the test; so I recharged the cell and started a second test. :-/

queered the test by Telephony August 24, 2018

walk the turtle 

Being slowed down by a drag.

Man working with Dave has been so slow, he’s making me really walk the turtle.

walk the turtle by Turtleman808 January 31, 2020