salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)

Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.

by Dontknowwhatpseudonymeans May 31, 2017

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

The machine that keeps the coronavirus hype going.

The girl was part of the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Wave Machine

Something that's on full pelt when the steams are flowing. Riding the waves until they wipe you out.

That absolute sesh gremlin Foggy is on the bloody wave machine again.

by Ibiza Lad December 5, 2016

sewing machine man

a derogatory term used to describe a gay man, 1920s

Billy's such a sewing machine man

by raineonme May 17, 2025

dump machine

a dump machine is a term that describes the action of going to the toilet. in certain circumstances people often use this word to describe cooking up fucking dumps =.

hey mate im off to the dump machine.

or hey mate lets cook these dumps using the dump machine.

by gooseballsack December 28, 2020

Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.

Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.

by Rimzi May 27, 2024