salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

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Salty Balls

To fap to porn after raging at any kind of FPS, A insult among gamers

xXPR0F4Z3Xx: y dont u tak ur salty balls sumwere eslse u scrub

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When a man sprinkles a pinch of sea salt on the tip of his penis and penetrates the vagina with incredible force.

"Oh bro I'm gonna salty fin this lil ho"

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A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.

Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.

salty cake by Bing_C March 3, 2016

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When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

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A women who yells at everyone because she can and is never happy.

"I just got yelled at by that Salty Morea"

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When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody

Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut

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