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squirreled

when a girl is sucking your nuts and she bites them
damn, that girl just squirreled my shit
by dylan_stask March 24, 2023
mugGet the squirreledmug.

squirrel queen

One who is prudent,shrewd,world revolved only around them and noone else. If they dont see what they like they will tell you off and take control of you. Typical bitch.

One would have lots of sex with many nuts. One would like jewlerry or cash in return for sex. One who stares at virgins and tries to seduce them. Thats squirrel queen.
man1 look a squirrel queen
squirrel queen- blinks eyes "ohhhh cuttteee"
man1 don't stare at me or my package
squirrel queen- submit to me i want you and your nuts.
man1-no i will not
squirrel queen fine i will force you to now.
man1 my virginity
squirrel queen i stole your virginity :) and i am squirrel queen collectors of nuts.
man1 whore
by redwhale1387 April 19, 2011
mugGet the squirrel queenmug.

squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease
by Dasez September 17, 2017
mugGet the squirrel diseasemug.

squirreling

the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina
man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!
by y0urmumsb4ttycr3ase69 January 26, 2022
mugGet the squirrelingmug.

Squirrel Morning

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.
"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.
by Drone24601 August 6, 2022
mugGet the Squirrel Morningmug.

squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.
Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.
by Ksuz June 16, 2009
mugGet the squirrel poormug.
Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.
by SquirrelGirl425 February 21, 2025
mugGet the squirrel squirrel diddle diddlemug.

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