by CatInAPool June 9, 2018
Get the Spearfishing mug.Hym "I miss spears..."
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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when a female whom you do not like or find attractive is riding you and you lose your boner. so the takes a cucumber or her fist and starts beating you to death
duder 1: bro, i fucked the ugliest chick in the world last night, she was so ugly that she dirty speared me.
duder 2: but i though that was technically impossible when having your penis stimulated.
duder 1: also the inside of her vagina made me think about Burt Reynolds
duder 2: holy fuck.
lurkin duder 3: the thought of receiving a dirty spears turns me on
duder 2: but i though that was technically impossible when having your penis stimulated.
duder 1: also the inside of her vagina made me think about Burt Reynolds
duder 2: holy fuck.
lurkin duder 3: the thought of receiving a dirty spears turns me on
by gabeisintheoffice January 24, 2009
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Get the Shearing mug.To pat ones self down in search of a note pad.
Used when you say something so funny, that you seach for something to write it down on, on your person.
Conducted where your breast pockets would be, or are located. Then to the pockets located below your belt line.
In the event that you are naked, lift sack or breast.
It is not recommended that you entertain people while in the buff.
Can be used by others as sarcasm if the joke wasn't funny.
Used when you say something so funny, that you seach for something to write it down on, on your person.
Conducted where your breast pockets would be, or are located. Then to the pockets located below your belt line.
In the event that you are naked, lift sack or breast.
It is not recommended that you entertain people while in the buff.
Can be used by others as sarcasm if the joke wasn't funny.
"I had to do a pad search after that one, but no luck. I forgot what I said that was so funny last night"
by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009
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Its a fish going through all the evolutionary stages (fish mammal,bird,ect) by eating other things you get EVO points which you use to evolve certain parts of your animal (giggity)
Its a fish going through all the evolutionary stages (fish mammal,bird,ect) by eating other things you get EVO points which you use to evolve certain parts of your animal (giggity)
nerd #1 "oh my god! i just got 500 EVO points in E.V.O search for eden!"
nerd #2 "whoa man! that means you can evole your jaws and body!!!"
nerd #2 "whoa man! that means you can evole your jaws and body!!!"
by Mr.SexInUpTheLadiesGuy98 May 20, 2010
Get the E.V.O Search For Eden mug.a person who is not well, loves her grandma, had an asshole husband kevin federline that never appreciated her. wrote a song give me more about how hard it is to be rich. and is going through a difficult time right now.
If you do have any problems with her please first complain to to her.. girl...guy...girl..it....w/e who can tell the difference.. anyways deal with her superfan... chris cocker.
If you do have any problems with her please first complain to to her.. girl...guy...girl..it....w/e who can tell the difference.. anyways deal with her superfan... chris cocker.
"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"
"IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BRITNEY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!!" -faggy he/she hermaphrodite thing chris cocker
guy1 - dude did you hear about britney spears
guy2 - yeah apparantly she actually is retarded
guy1 - yeah you can tell buy her singing shes a total downer
chris crocker - hey .. you have to deal with me. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!
"IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BRITNEY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!!" -faggy he/she hermaphrodite thing chris cocker
guy1 - dude did you hear about britney spears
guy2 - yeah apparantly she actually is retarded
guy1 - yeah you can tell buy her singing shes a total downer
chris crocker - hey .. you have to deal with me. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!
by darron12345 October 20, 2007
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