Samuel Jay Marinos

A curly wurly who thinks hes him. Hes a hair conuisser and has a big nose

Samuel Jay Marinos

by The Bald man13 August 21, 2023

samun

a girl who is so insecure with herself that she tries to pretend she's a different race. she actually looks pretty good when she doesn't try to look like the other races, but unfortunately she's going through this unspeakable phase. she has qualities of a good friend but is very slow in daily life tasks. samun, stop trying so hard, kay?

"is that samun? i'm going home, id rather not see her today"
"why?"
"she's going to flirt with me because of my race"
"that's bad?"
"she just gives me a headache"

by virtualpopstar420 August 28, 2023

shamumu

It's a very colorful dress for chicks as big as a whale.

I saw this BBW at Sea World wearing her Shamumu with pride. Almost like she belonged.

by The Conjurer August 29, 2023

Samuel

Samuel is the epitome of a steadfast companion, always standing by those he cherishes with unwavering loyalty. His innate ability to dissect challenges and find innovative solutions speaks volumes about his analytical prowess. But it's not just his cerebral skills that make him stand out; Samuel possesses a striking appearance that turns heads wherever he goes. Complementing his good looks is an equally captivating personality, radiating warmth and charisma that draws people to him effortlessly. Beyond all these qualities, having Samuel in one's life is truly a blessing. He's the kind of person whose presence not only comforts but also enriches, making every moment with him a cherished memory. In every sense, Samuel is a remarkable individual who would be a great addition to anyone's life.

Whenever I face a difficult situation, I always turn to Samuel for advice because he has an uncanny ability to see solutions that others might miss.

by He said she said September 1, 2023

Samuel Adidharma

A white man that likes to play chess and gets all the girls. He is so attractive that when girls see him they immediately pass out because of how handsome he is.

that guy looks like a Samuel Adidharma

by pseudonymmmmma September 3, 2023

Samual

Samual is insanely hot and is the most sexiest bloke you will ever see. He has a FATTTTTT Bunda and is single and ready to mingle with all genders. Samual, short for Sam is very interested in cars and motorised vehicles (He plays with the exhaust ; ) ). Samual has a weird interest in shitting in random places around town even if people are watching, he is a pedophile at times but only around his younger cousins. Another thing about Samual is that he has major W rizz that works on everyone and everything.

Ian: 'Hey sam you sexy boiii'

Samual: 'How you doing'
Ian faints from samuals W rizz

Una: 'OMG Samual has a fattt bunda, ggyyyyaaattttt'

by Gyyatt September 4, 2023

Samuel Norton

Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.

Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton

by Ted Kaczynski Fan 96 September 5, 2023