Punctured penis pals

When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.

The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.

"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"

She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals

by RastaVari August 19, 2013

Failin Like Palin

When you fail horribly like Sarah Palin did while running for vice president against Obama.

You've repeatedly screwed up and have been failin like Palin.

by Bean-mean January 6, 2014

respect the pallet

The act of stopping before a pallet in the game Dead By Daylight.

"Respect the pallet, fucking tryhard."

by LordHeadass September 27, 2019

le server for pals

a gay ass server made by some idiots and run by frunk honey badgers.
its dumb really.

It has 90% of its people that are not even active.
dad bot is tregga gay.
about at good as cardi B

p1: yo, have you joined le server for pals?
p2: na man that's cringe

by Why is "The Pinecone" taken? November 19, 2019

"De tal palo tal astilla"

This expression is commonly used in Colombia to say that a son/daughter behaves/does something similar to his/her father and therefore it's easy to tell they are relatives.

Él hizo lo mismo que su padre hizo cuando era joven. "De tal palo tal astilla"
He did exactly the same thing his father did when he was young. He takes after his father/Like father like son/The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree

by Fallo August 1, 2007

Palumboed

Palumboed - The act of having a man cum on your bald head and allowing it to drip off.

I was with your brother last night and got Palumboed.

by catcar111 October 9, 2008

Palos Verdes

This community is wealthy and has a top rating for the public schools, but it is still one of the most bigoted and elitist communities ever. The people there act like they are against racism and care so much about black people, yet one of their high schools had years of racial incidents. The only reason why the high schools rank so well although there is a lot of work is because the parents pay for the best tutors for their kids. Most of the teachers don't contribute shit for either of the school's top rankings. And yet the school system puts so little value into mental health and more into the test scores they can show off to the rest of the country!

There is literally nothing to do here. All the teens like to do here is fight, party, and smoke and then just jump on social media when they get home, yet they still exclude people. This community is not like the rest of LA county. It's not diverse, there is very little to do, and it is it's own community. You'll have an easier time getting to know the Mexicans that don't even live there but commute there from other areas to do manual labor for residents and the schools there.

I grew up and lived in Palos Verdes. It was effortlessly easy making friends with people who worked for the residents there but it took more effort to make friends with my classmates. There was nothing to do but be depressed cause school was too hard and I wasn't included in the social scene.

by AdomC January 24, 2021