Ur Mom 

a big object that is as big as 2.5 whales, 5 suns, and 3.597 piles of earth
And is your mother

this is commonly used as an insult

a man: Wow that thing is big as Ur Mom wooow!
The other Man: Wow I hate you stop

later
A Man was slain by The other Man.

Ur Mom by Racercooper November 10, 2021

stifflers mom 

Well, Stifflers mom.(from American Pie)
Finch boned Stifflers mom.

milf boy 1-"Hey dude, your'e the guy who boned Stifflers mom."

milf boy 2-"Dude if i didn't need to pee so bad i'd shake your hand."

stifflers mom by GirlSkater February 10, 2004

Main Line Mom 

Main Line Moms are overattentive, overinvolved, pampered, prissy JAP-spawning machines. They'll fight tooth and nail for their kids to get undeserved As and not just because they do all their school projects for them. They hire tutors for $80/hour when their kids get an A-, shuttle their kids and their lacrosse equipment and golden retrievers around in their Landrovers, and know all the gossip about their kids' classmates before they do. Main Line moms peak at college admissions and Bar/Bat Mitzvah seasons. They tread the line between passive-aggressive and aggressive-aggressive and if you're skeptical, try Nordstrom Petites during the semi-annual sale or getting a parking spot in Suburban Square. They adore gays but they lock their car doors when they see a black person. A true Main Line Mom keeps an immaculate home and garden, but only because of the coterie of immigrant gardeners, house-cleaners, and babysitters they employ. Main Line moms know that they deserve the world and so do their kids. And they won't let you forget it.

Lower Merion High School Student 1: My mom found out from Laura Cooper's mom who heard from Robin Goldfarb's mom that Rachael Silverberg gave Jake Weinstein head under the table at Adam Rubin's bar mitzvah.

Lower Merion High School Student 2: OMG, the Main Line Mom gossip network is out of control.

Main Line Mom by xoxo_MLgg December 5, 2009

soccer mom

Beasts from hell. They will try to censor anything. Responsible for Columbine and Sadamm ever being the dictator of Iraq. Drive large things known as minivans, which are usually larger than normal vans. Take their kids to soccer games and cheer them on all the time, even when their kid sucks more balls than a 3 cent chinese whore. Their minivans are sized between that of an M2A3 Bradley and M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank.

Sergeant Ha was in his M2A3 when he saw a soccer mom who was late for getting to see her kid's soccer game rushing towards his tank. He quickly fired off a missile, destroying the monstrosity and her personnel carrier. What's that? What about her family? No problems, just fire a missile or 654 at their house.

soccer mom by that guy that kicks ass February 17, 2005

Soccer mom

A woman who refuses to believe that anything that is not white christian middle-upper class is evil. Political correctness and purification of youth is the prime goal of this group. These "dress and act like we are 20 even though we all know we are double that age" sufferers are often found destroying the sacred enviornment in their oversized SUV's driving in an unsafe fashion, often times with cell phones in one hand and a Starbucks coffee in the other.

Tipper Gore.

Soccer mom by Mike Truitt June 10, 2003

dead beat mom 

Some one who doesnt pay child support for her kid, but continues to have more kids, all with different dads. She is usually a cold harted bitch who cares more about her ex than the child she had with him.
This woman will abandon her child and then tell the world "my baby means the world to me.."
She will never call her kid even though it cost nothing and she only has to call him once a week on wednesday nights.
She will likely become obsessed with your new wife, for this we have no understanding of why! If she ever comes back to visit she will tell everyone including your kid that shes pregnant agian, and then go home to have an abortion.... she is worthless just like a PENNY!!!!!!!!!!!

Dead beat moms dont pay child support.
DADs takes responsibility when dead beat mom leaves her kids.

dead beat mom by lloyd fink March 4, 2010

Rave Mom 

A rave mom is someone who takes care of all her little rave babies (aka her squad). She makes sure everyone is having fun, has a place to sleep, gets their water intake, isn’t trippin too hard or getting too intoxicated.

She took care of all of us while we were trippin balls, idk what we would have done without her, she’s the best rave mom.

Rave Mom by insomniacrave May 31, 2018