joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up

Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen

by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017

joke rattler

The one who dishes out (or rattles) one joke after another.

I like to be around him; he's a true joke rattler.

by Voytass September 26, 2014

Joke

Hey some guy said I have good timing.

Hym "You need to actually try to compartmentalize a little bit. You're not going to but whatever. The fact of the matter is this: the thing I said is happening is happening. I don't give a fuck about your kids. In your hierarchy of values, putting me in a position where I am either caged or I have my rights taken away is more important to you than whether or not I harm a kid. And the harm I was talking about previously was abstract harm caused by reading about sex or violence or the hybrid of the two in direct reference. I haven't been charged with any crimes. Never committed an act of violence. There is no line. There is a lot you have to ignore to try and draw a parallel between him and me and that's really all you're doing isn't it? And that's all you plan on doing. You are not the self appointed moral arbiters you seem to think you are and I can prove it by doing the thing you want to pretend you're trying to stop me from doing. This is in response to something that has been happening for years. And that thung is justification enough for worse than what I'm currently doing. And I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. It's a joke and it's not. Like the midget from that south park episode. You need to just let it go."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

no joke

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad

I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious

by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024

CFJ - Cool Funny Joke

"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.

Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?

Bf: What about my girl?

Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."

by Yashirim June 12, 2024

Inside Joke

Definition 1: Jokes that are normally only understood by a small group of people who are aware of the meaning behind the joke.

Definition 2: The best kind of fucking jokes that the urban dictionary editors will never fucking publish on this website.

Person 1: I like caves

Person 2: hahahahahaha that's fucking hilarious

Person 2: I don't get it...
Person 1: It is an inside joke mate

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.

Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.

by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010