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Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014
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jake wade

The Man Was So Jake Wade That He Made Women Wet.
by Carter Gol December 5, 2015
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Jake

Cooler than Nina and Josh
Jake is even cooler.
by Nina Q May 25, 2016
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jake

A really well put together person. Can always rely on Jake being fly. But being fly, doesn't mean being fun. Buzzkill you may call him. Predominately staying on his phone and snaking his friends on nights out. Typical case of don't judge a book by its cover. Am I right? Where you think he is just "dropping his jacket off " he has actually gone back to bang the girl next door. Or at least try. Overall though he is a nice guy, but most nights out will end up with you realising he hasn't been there for two hours because he is tired.
Guy 1: Oh you hear Dan isn't coming out tonight?
Guy 2: OMG he is being such a Jake.
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Jakeeb

Jakeeb is a dope nick name for Jacob. People that have the nick name jakeeb are normally dank as fuck and are hella hot and funny. A jakeeb can also be cute but a real jackass at the same time. They also tend to be very athletic with dark hair and all girls dream to have one.
Girl 1: Did you see that Jakeeb that walked by?
Girl 2: yeah he's so hot
by austincrane June 22, 2016
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Jake

A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016
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jake

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device
Oh you really jaked up that sentence.
by JakeItUp February 21, 2017
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