dick ham

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck”

by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022

west ham

the best club in london. undeniable. better than arsenal,spurs and chelsea scum. in a european final and will probably win it. COYI

british lad: oi mate what team do u support
2nd british lad: west ham
british lad runs away

by rozlarrr June 4, 2023

pump the ham

a man pleasuring his genitalia.

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."

by archamtrand May 19, 2010

Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf March 1, 2011

Goin Darvin Ham

A play on the original acronym HAM, but to a more extreme effect..

1) To go HAM (hard as a motherfuc*er) so nasty, you are reminiscent of Darvin Ham's monster dunks.

2) Slam 'dunking' anything. Implication of goin-in hard.

*shout out to JM

1 - Bill on his bender last week slammed 3 cute girls, 5 fat girls, woke up in a barn twice, got a unicorn tramp stamp tattoo to win a bet, and at one point was found completely duct taped to a wall. The kid was goin Darvin Ham all week!

2 - "How'd things go with that girl last night? Did you go-in?

"Let's put it this way.. we were goin Darvin Ham all over the place. Broke her coffee table, faucet, bed frame, and apartment elevator! It was out of control

* may also be used with a project proposal at work, awkward serving of divorce papers, etc.

by DANGER!! April 23, 2011

Cap'n Cu-Ham

A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.

Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?

Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.

by Gang Ginger May 31, 2011

Spicing the Ham

Spamming

Misa: Oh whats up?
Arasia: MISA!
Kistune: Here she goes Spicing the Ham again -.-

by Jellywool25 November 18, 2011