A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.
by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020
Get the Goosemug. “I’m not a coward I ran through a ducking building on fire, Sophia. You’re a bitch”
“Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”
“Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”
by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019
Get the Goosing parkade in watermug. by Mattix51 January 31, 2023
Get the ghost goosedmug. pissed me off
The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.
by Fried Hog December 7, 2013
Get the cooked my goosemug. by Neko wrld June 20, 2023
Get the Goosemug. by ARoundBox December 13, 2021
Get the Goosemug. A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.
by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019
Get the Goosemug.