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fart munch 

The act of munching gases that are expelled from the human anus
Well to be quite frank with you sir, we caught your son engageing in the act of being a fart munch
fart munch by Jesse Dentremont February 19, 2008
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Fart Lag 

The highly toxic methane trail that follows someone after a turbo toot.
Bloody hell!!! Jenny totally let one fly, and she had fart lag for two blocks!
Fart Lag by H*ck Yeah! October 18, 2008

Fart kiss 

The act of farting in someone's mouth then blowing it back in their face
I fart kissed this girl last night I was so drunk.
Fart kiss by Keith Brenner May 7, 2011

Fart Chimney 

When a couple is sleeping "spoon style" and the one in front releases some toxic fumes, then raises and lowers the sheets ever so slightly propelling the stench up between the close lying bodies "the Chimney" and entering the nostrils of the one behind.
Fart Chimney by Monkey Boy August 3, 2004

Fart from the heart 

Sending a fart in the mail to a loved one for the purpose of shock and awe. A fart is packaged in a container and mailed to a recipient with a custom note for the pure intention of creating a reaction. Farts from the heart are most effective when someone is not responding to traditional relationship stigma.
Heather sent a little butt love to Steve when she packaged up a fart from the heart.

Steve was excited beyond recognition when he recieved Heather's note that read "I believe our relationship is in the crapper" along with a vile of gas. Steve was both happy and sad to receive a fart from the heart.

fart eater 

someone who likes the taste of farts in the morning after they have just brushed their teeth with the pubic hair of a 45 year old mexican porn star who specilises in baking shepeards pie
boy he is one fart eater
fart eater by frankendoodle August 2, 2004