crumbumb

he is a awesome user and deserves to be modded.

Damn crumbumb anothe great thread.

by boatwright August 26, 2004

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

crumb snatcher

Children/child from a married hillbilly couple who steals all the leftover food from family/community events.

"Ugh,that crumb snatcher is being so piggy,like he doesn't need all those oreos!"

by mr_squeaks848 March 5, 2017

Face crumb

This is a person between 20 and 25 years of age that has a gigantic ego.

You are a face crumb!

by Dangertron January 3, 2008

crump

packed...a crunk party is a crump party...drunk/crazy/and packed ..Crump

Man,that party was so fucking crump last night,their was plenty of hoes.

by john May 13, 2005

crump

To be forced to not act due to a passive threat of getting sold out or told on

If Pete hadn't got Crumped, I could have flown to the ship

by Kojak October 5, 2003