beautifail

A form of fashion fail, often causing the failer to resemble a crusty hooker from the bad side of Harlem. Most common in the preteen years, but can appear in the teenage demographic as well.

Remember, kids, there's a fine line between looking like Lady GaGa, and looking like a crack-addicted porn star.

Also can be used as an adjective, describing something that appears to be a serious attempt at fashion but has failed miserably.

Rebecca's choice of a pair of phallic pasties and a ripped-up miniskirt was pretty beautifail, especially since she's supposedly the best dresser of the 10th grade.

beautifail by Cheerful Apathy February 22, 2010

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Queen of the Beautifuls

1. a person so consumed by narcasissm and ego that they concider themselves (or pretend to be) better than anyone else, when they are quite the opposite

2. the most beautiful of the beautifuls

3. an insult used in way of sarcasm

"They loathe me because they love me. It's my attention they crave."

"Oh yes, because you're the absolutle Queen of the Beautifuls, aren't you?"

Queen of the Beautifuls by push.tyber June 1, 2006