mom'zoning

Kind of like friend zoning, but instead of calling them your friend.. You're calling them mom.

Significant boy: "Alright, mom!"
Significant girl: "OMG did you just mom zone me?! We're OVER."
Significant boy: "That's right. That's mom'zoning."

by TabsTabsTabs November 16, 2015

multi-zooming

the practice of accomplishing household tasks, working in other tabs, or engaging in unrelated communication during a Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting.

by Jill Bystrom December 11, 2020

The zoomies

A common phenomenon where your cat has heightened energy and they have no choice but run around the house to burn off the excitement. Causes for the zoomies include but are not limited to prey, and changes in the environment. It can also start spontaneously for no known reason. In the wild, the cat’s body builds up enormous amounts of adrenaline, so that when they pounce, they can effectively catch their prey, but because most cats are enclosed in a house, they cannot reach the desired destination. So the adrenaline (which is now useless) forces them to run around like a spooked chicken until the energy is spent. This quirk happens in the early stages of a cat’s life, and as they grow older and more mature, the zoomies get rarer and are eventually substituted for more sensible ways of burning off useless energy.

Zani got the zoomies randomly today. I don’t know why, but I assume it’s because she saw a fly.

by Bib the boulder December 23, 2021

erogenous zoning violation

The arbitrary enforcement of zoning regulations to restrict consenting adults from having sex parties in their home.

The term erogenous zoning violation was coined by Paul Duggan, the Washington Post Journalist who reported on a story in Bethesda Maryland where zoning regulations were used to stop private sex parties due to 'commercial activities' despite no enforcement for similar non-sexual parties like Mary Kay etc.

by KnightWolfe43 September 14, 2011

Zionist

To be a Zionist, you must acknowledge the historical, archeological, and genetic undeniable fact - that Jewish people are an indigenous people who originate from Judea (Now called Israel) and not just a religion that you can leave. Therefore believing - that Jews, who were kicked out of Israel over the ages, can come back to their ancestral homeland.
Zionism has nothing to do with the Government of Israel or the plight of Palestinians under the current government of Israel. In fact, many Zionists in Israel and abroad disagree with the treatment of Palestinians.

I believe that Jews have the right to self-determination in their ancestral homeland - therefore I'm a Zionist.

by mcgullivan March 23, 2022

zoobies

teeth.
used in A Clockwork Orange.

But Dr Brodsky had a loud long smeck (laugh) at that, showing all his white zoobies.

by nicholeeee December 3, 2006

Zooanimal

A person that can withstand days of partying (large volumes of alcohol, usually accompanied by even larger amounts of cocaine) - usually without sleep or food.

Behavior that shows not only can you excel in the real world, but you can transform into A complete reckless runaway train, heading right for a cliff, with no brakes - and you LOVE it!

One of the select mortals that can achieve perfection, then redefine perfection without trying.

Whenever Francis and Michael get together - Mother better have plenty of beer, tissues, and cocaine, because the zoo animals have got out again.

Polly just wrapped up a meeting on Friday to the board, then transformed into a zooanimal character of Thomas the train - "I think I can put my body through harder training than last time - otherwise, I don't want this body. Sam told her to pump the brakes, he replied with " What the fuck are brakes"

by Zooanimal November 22, 2011