by Boyzkang August 30, 2012
Get the Zoukon mug.Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution
by Montoronator September 24, 2019
Get the Zonked Off The Goose mug.by pbr121 March 4, 2008
Get the zonky mug.1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!
Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!
Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!
Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!
Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!
Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
by forever felt & forever fro February 4, 2010
Get the ZONK mug.by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 19, 2020
Get the Zonk mug.somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....
by Guys With Eyeliner Are HAWT!!! May 12, 2006
Get the Zonked mug.1. the illegimate lovechild from the relationship between a zebra and a donkey.
2. the name given to any animal when one doesn't know its actual name.
2. the name given to any animal when one doesn't know its actual name.
That's a big ass dog or a small ass horse, must be a zonkey!
Guy 1: "This is my first time at the zoo, what's that animal right there?"
Guy 2: "Yo, that's a zonkey, man."
Guy 1: "Damn, gotta get out the hood more."
Guy 1: "This is my first time at the zoo, what's that animal right there?"
Guy 2: "Yo, that's a zonkey, man."
Guy 1: "Damn, gotta get out the hood more."
by ductape May 6, 2006
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