Zoinked

When you're so high or you're either drunk as hell

Drunk zoinked: you stumble and speak incoherent nonsense alot then eventually fall a sleep and have the WORST hangover.
High zoinked: you're calm and probably daydreaming alot staring into space and you also might talk slower and drag out words.

I'm zoinked out of my mind

You he's zoinked out of his mind

by Leohtsu July 19, 2022

ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.

Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Zoink

A person who pitches to Bowser

Nick was humiliated after losing the gauntlet from the walk-off homerun. He would forever be considered a Zoink by his friends.

by imjjt April 26, 2022

Zoinks

An exclamation of fear or excitement.

Zoinks Scoob, it’s the gay bladesman

by Wikipedia CEO May 6, 2022

Zoinks

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.

Zoinks! It's the gay blade!

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022

Zoinked

So high or tired you can't feel your body and are generally incoherent yet not really uncomfortable

Similar to geeked or zooted

Person 1: yo bro how you been

Person 2: shitt I'm zoinked outta my mind rn

by Dangdogs May 23, 2022

Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".

- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse

by TJumper4 December 9, 2024