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Zodiac signs

Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.
Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."

Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"

Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."

Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*

Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022
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Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz: I am not the Zodiac Killer
Media: Omg ted cruz is teh zodiac killur #tediszodiackillerconfirmed
by Randomfart4 June 3, 2016
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Zorian

Zorian is classified as commanaz

A commonaz is classified as a person known by a large sum of people
Exams of commanaz are (nicholas, message, luke, zorian Dev and Cadwell Bennet )

Zorian attends the St. George's College with the know celebrities like (tz, javyn and Chad)

Zorian also has a another name which is ole fuckist means he fucks many girls

Zorian was a relationship for 2 weeks with a girl named Savoya aka savvy
And ever since they broke up let's just say savvy don't go to like that anymore
Zorian is also friends with the gay stephon
Zorian is a commanaz
by Commanaz exposer April 9, 2023
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zodiak

when you are in a church and you stand on the priest's table with a naked girl, stuff a cross in her pussy hold her arms out and fuck her in the ass.
Man last night i gave Jessica such a good Zodiak she prayed.
by xAFx Parrot May 14, 2009
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Zobinite

Individuals who follow one who is zobbin'
Look at that girl following the boy in the hood...she must be a zobinite!

The harder he is zobbin' the more the zobinities love him
by Abblie DeLussell November 24, 2011
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zodiac

the zodiac of animals is of the 12 that god made.
the 12 zodiacs are in fruits basket like shigure the dog and kyo the cat.
by mica muraki November 22, 2006
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Zoriah

Sexy young black male , very quiet , dick size between 8-14 inches and very athletic . Usually looked at as the chill dude
Man , I sure do wish i was Zoriah
by VT521 June 18, 2018
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