A high school prank in which someone walks behind someone else and secretly straps their backpack's zippers with a zip-tie. People also zip-tie others by strapping someone else's backpacks to a desk or table or zip-tieing someone else's locker.
Person 1: "Yo dude could I borrow some scissors?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone zip-tied me on my way here."
Person 2: "HA"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone zip-tied me on my way here."
Person 2: "HA"
by Woodie135 October 21, 2011
Get the Zip-tiemug. pronounced thirty-four zip
slang for 3/4 of an ounce of narcotics, commonly marijuana
34 being the 3/4 and zip slang for the ounce
slang for 3/4 of an ounce of narcotics, commonly marijuana
34 being the 3/4 and zip slang for the ounce
by 34zipDetroit August 24, 2008
Get the 34 zipmug. Similar to the "mushroom stamp", this procedure is done first with a male unzipping his fly and then proceeding to dish out a killer mushroom stamp...ie: slapping female with penis
I told my girl to clean the house, and if she doesn't I'll be forced to put my beer down and zip wap the bitch...
by Bisson March 29, 2008
Get the ZIP WAPmug. A quote from "Platoon", but used in general conversation in "the Nam". It's based on a racest term "zipper-head", a name the US soldiers gave the Northern Vietnamese and militia (Vietcong) combatants to de-humanize their targets. It was quicker to refer to them as Zips, Cong, or V.C., and also served to make them "less human" in the eyes of the invading forces. Today, most people have forgotten about particulars of the Vietnam war, and often use the phrase as meaning there are enemies close at hand, or you are surrounded by very serious problems.
"We got zips in the wire",.... it's a lovely fucking war.
I heard he's getting fired for all the crap he said.....he got zips in the wire. Dude, now your getting fired.
I heard he's getting fired for all the crap he said.....he got zips in the wire. Dude, now your getting fired.
by Lawman1646 August 6, 2017
Get the zips in the wiremug. 1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.
2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.
2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.
2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.
by jwancastro February 19, 2009
Get the zipping the mattressmug. by Edward Snowden July 10, 2017
Get the half a zipmug. The process of getting a strand of 6-10 squares of toilet paper then placing one end in the toilet bowl, and the other end running through your crack and over your shoulder, then you flush the toilet and let it all zip through your crack, cleaning it all in one smooth motion like a zip line.
Joe: I have 6-10 squares left
Max: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Joe: Fuck yeah
Max & Joe: Zip wipe!!
Max: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Joe: Fuck yeah
Max & Joe: Zip wipe!!
by BigD ken March 3, 2015
Get the Zip wipemug.