Jesus: "HEY GUESS WHO ROSE FROM THE DEAD TODAY?...MEEEEE!!!"
God:"ZEUS!!!! (echoes) IM SO PROUD OF YOU SON!"
God:"ZEUS!!!! (echoes) IM SO PROUD OF YOU SON!"
by Morgan Derp April 30, 2011
Get the ZEUS! mug.Zeusianity is a small religion that believes in the teachings, attitudes, actions, achievements and failures of Zeus. Zeus is basically a greek god because nothing bad ever happens to him and he is an exceptional student. He gets good grades and is very athletic. I have been an obsessive follower in Zeusianity since I was 11 years old and since the time I've know Zeus he has only fallen embarrassingly once in his life. He is always ahead of everyone which is why I was following him for such a long time. However things started to shift once I realized how horrible of a person Zeus really is. DO.NOT.TRUST.HIM. He hates women and treats them with little respect. So if you're apart of Zeusianity, suck it.
"Yes I recently joined Zeusianity this year! He is so amazing and I love how he-" *gets punched in the face*
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: the GOAT of UFC Games , The Greatest Grappler The world will and has ever seen. Dude is absolutely the best, his Ground IQ and Knowledge is phenomenal and reaction time is out of this world
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: the GOAT of UFC Games , The Greatest Grappler The world will and has ever seen. Dude is absolutely the best, his Ground IQ and Knowledge is phenomenal and reaction time is out of this world
by FrankieEdgar February 13, 2021
Get the T4H Zeus mug.The coolest thing on the face of the earth, the, the only, ZEUSSIE. He can do everything, he can fly, he has X-Ray vision and he can predict the future. The name Zeussie is derived from Jesus and the loch ness monster. Jesus which is pronounced hey zues (zeus part of zeussie) and the loch ness monster is the nessie part.
Person in america being mugged: "Save me zeussie"
Zeussie: "OH NO, someones in trouble, better go save them"
Person in america being mugged: "thanks zeussie you saved me, and in a record 1.05 seconds"
Zeussie: "OH NO, someones in trouble, better go save them"
Person in america being mugged: "thanks zeussie you saved me, and in a record 1.05 seconds"
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Get the zeusophobia mug.Developed by Kevin in describing Martins consistent exercise of the fundamental governing laws of economics. Martin has given a new meaning to the term, "supply and demand." Martins ability of not being around when others talk about him has caused him to become immortalized in legendary delusions others fabricate as a defense mechanism in result of compensating for his lack of presence in their lives, also known as "ZEUS Effect".
His lack of presence is the greatest anomaly since wheat bread at the Cheesecake Factory. With his brief sightings throughout the US, including the Angeles Crest Forest, the Rocky mountains,( because he's can stay warm there shirt-less),and Las Vegas (because of they support limitless buffets that can satisfy his appetite,) Martin has established a reputation and following one of many known as "Smartin," to the educational community, "Bubba" to the" CEA (Competetive Eating Association,)" and "Sasquatch," to the southerners. The longest Martin sightings has taken place in a series of buffets throughout the U.S. Which after an encounter, end up claiming bankruptcy in result of martins insatiable appetite. Refusing the Right To Service to Martin would be considered the eight deadly sin...especially at a buffet.
His lack of presence is the greatest anomaly since wheat bread at the Cheesecake Factory. With his brief sightings throughout the US, including the Angeles Crest Forest, the Rocky mountains,( because he's can stay warm there shirt-less),and Las Vegas (because of they support limitless buffets that can satisfy his appetite,) Martin has established a reputation and following one of many known as "Smartin," to the educational community, "Bubba" to the" CEA (Competetive Eating Association,)" and "Sasquatch," to the southerners. The longest Martin sightings has taken place in a series of buffets throughout the U.S. Which after an encounter, end up claiming bankruptcy in result of martins insatiable appetite. Refusing the Right To Service to Martin would be considered the eight deadly sin...especially at a buffet.
Zeus Effect Examples:
"Martin didn't give me a birthday present, but its okay because I think he is a descendant of Abraham Lincoln and that's Present ENOUGH for me".
"Man I think martin is in training to be an Astronaut because I hear he is so heavy he wont bounce as much on the moon when he is collecting rocks and junk".
" I think martin is in training to be an Astronaut because due to the recession, NASA doesn't have to spend as much money on padding the space suit for thermal ventilation".
"I think Martin is in training for the Olympics because he has ignored all of my text messages. It must be Illegal to call him".
"Damn...I think Martin is playing for the Harlem globetrotters in 2007 cuz I barely saw him around".
"Martins must be a descendant of the Vikings because he's got enough body hair for a 72 hour bond fire".
"Martin didn't give me a birthday present, but its okay because I think he is a descendant of Abraham Lincoln and that's Present ENOUGH for me".
"Man I think martin is in training to be an Astronaut because I hear he is so heavy he wont bounce as much on the moon when he is collecting rocks and junk".
" I think martin is in training to be an Astronaut because due to the recession, NASA doesn't have to spend as much money on padding the space suit for thermal ventilation".
"I think Martin is in training for the Olympics because he has ignored all of my text messages. It must be Illegal to call him".
"Damn...I think Martin is playing for the Harlem globetrotters in 2007 cuz I barely saw him around".
"Martins must be a descendant of the Vikings because he's got enough body hair for a 72 hour bond fire".
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