Zero

The Mark I got on my IQ Test

Wow, you really have zero taste in music, and that’s the mark you got on your IQ Test, Right?

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.

Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022

zero

searing is a number below 1 or means nothing

who ever is reading this pulls ZERO bitches

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Zero

A bitchass mf that gets so many bitches

“How many Bitches you get zero?”
“A lot.”

by sjejsjsj June 1, 2022

zero

to run out of time

I would continue, but I've zeroed.

by zeroment July 25, 2022

Zero

A song by The Smashing Pumpkins which has an even better guitar solo than Wasted Years by Iron Maiden and that's saying something.

Iron Maiden is my favourite band don't get me wrong, but The Smashing Pumpkins smashed the guitar solo for Zero so much in fact it is better than Wasted Years.

by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022

Zero

A song by The Smashing Pumpkins which has the best guitar solo played by a piano.

Zero is the best song in the Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness album.

by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022